(Note: This was a phone conversation. I collect books, Mr. J collects guns. We’d listened to the audiobook last year and this year finished the audiobook of Wise Man’s Fear. It took me forever to convince Mr. J that he would like it.)

Mr. J: I bought another copy of The Name of the Wind.

Me: Did you get the 10th anniversary edition or the illustrated edition?

Mr. J: I don’t know. It’s a book.

Me: Does it say “illustrated” on the cover?

Mr. J: I don’t know, it has pictures on it.

Me: That doesn’t help me. Does it say “illustrated?”

Mr. J: It has words on it.

Me: What words?

Mr. J: I don’t remember I didn’t look at the cover.

Me: How could you not look at the cover?

Mr. J: Books are complicated. Guns are easier.

Me: (laughs) I’m putting that on a t-shirt for you.

Roxaboxen

Charlotte’s Web

How Spider Saved Christmas

The Cockatrice Boys

The Velveteen Rabbit

Sylvester and the Magic Pebble

Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Frog and Toad Together

The Wind in the Willows

Alexander and the Wind-Up Mouse

The Rice Cake Rabbit

Fuzzy Rabbit in the Park

The Tale of Peter Rabbit