Mr. J: (cat sitting on his lap) Could you unplug that cord?
Me: (walks over) This cord?
Mr. J: Yep, just unplug it and plug it back in.
Me: Whatcha gonna give me for it?
Mr. J: Food?
Me: (dramatic pause) Okay.
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Mr. J: (cat sitting on his lap) Could you unplug that cord?
Me: (walks over) This cord?
Mr. J: Yep, just unplug it and plug it back in.
Me: Whatcha gonna give me for it?
Mr. J: Food?
Me: (dramatic pause) Okay.