Me: Can I ask you a question?
Mr. J: …Yeah…
Me: Do you like my writing?
Mr. J: Sure.
Me: You sure?
Mr. J: Yeah.
Me: You promise.
Mr. J: I’m a little confused by your formatting.
Me: (here we go) Explain.
Mr. J: You know when you have really long lines. And then a short line. And then another short line. And then a really long line?
Me: (laughs)
Mr. J: (laughs)
Me: (zero composure) You mean my paragraphs?
Mr. J: No (defensive)…unless that’s what they are…
Me: (falls over)
