(Another dialogue between my husband and I in the early morning)
Mr. J: I remember what Titian reminds me of! She’s like a fluffy version of that half human, half xenomorph the queen gave live birth to in the fourth movie. You know, the one that got sucked out the crack in the window!
Me: What?! She looks nothing like that! It doesn’t even have fur!
Mr. J: I said a fluffy version. I mean, look at her face.
Me: That is terrible! Do not say that!
Mr. J: And they are both mostly toothless…
Me: Shut the fuck up!